Ghetto hooners: GLOBAL HEIST #2

Ghetto hooners live in the place once again, this time in Australia! We got a dope GH rep over there, allow me introduce: Tamika.

 Tamika nabs a willing tourist for a photo. (What the fuck is going on with their free hands behind their backs?!?!)

Tamika reps GH big style, always up for a street cypher with anyone that will rhyme with her (read: doesn't run off instantly after clocking her.) She also blams up stickers in her homeland HARD, as you can see by the photo's above.

There is a great deal of debate and confusion over the photo above, and the sticker she has oddly placed about her person, which reads: "NAH WILL!"

Some argue that the 'Will' referred to is a young lad of about 17 years of age, who currently lives in a historic market town just off the A3. He's a dope producer with talent beyond his years, and recently added 700 followers to his soundcloud after posting one of his first tunes on a friends blog. (It wasn't this blog, you really think after 2 months of no posts, we drawing 700 readers a day? NAH.)

Others state that the 'Will' is actually Tamika's plastic surgeon, who botched her sex change for his own material gain. But it's the 'out there' one's stating this. I mean how much market is there for a 2nd hand cock?

GH will continue on the global heist, and this wont be the last feature on beautiful old 'OZ either.

TOP 5 MOST BUMPED TUNES OF THE PRESENT TIME

First of all, mass appologies for 2+ months of no posts. I hope we can work this out and move forwards. (Just see what happens I guess.) In this instance though, I can tell you what will be happening. POSTS. MUSIC. PHOTO'S, AND THE RAMBLING'S OF NINE PENCE. Get comfy. Here follow's 5 tunes that I'm loving massively at the moment, hope you enjoy them.

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BIG SHOUTS to Tyni for putting me on to 3 of these Artist's. Big love if yo reading this T.

PLACEHOLDER POST.

Fully been sacking the blog off, the only reason this post and the words in front of your face exist is as follows: on the side the posts are arranged by month. If I had not made this post there would have been a gap for August. See I haven't even blogged in a month. It's almost as if I've been living.

MEET HERMAN STRANGER 3

Just another of the many techniques Herman Stranger is prone to using. His repertoire is endless. In this instance, he is melting the res inside the tube. Meaning when he goes to flush the tube out, as seen before in these posts, he can flush out much more res than before. Please also note the flame hasn't come out in the standard fashion, instead in some odd orb of light. Herman Stranger moves in mysterious ways, i mean WHO THE FUCK is Herman Stranger?

THIS IS A MASSIVELY STRONG LOOK

Check this chick. Honestly bunnin 3 cig's, at once, in a club. Added to this, she is chuffing each one evenly, the ashes are exactly the same length. The length of the ash suggests she had a FAT BUNN and hasn't tapped it yet. Gotta big it up to her tho, I cant understand the motivation for the act. Clearly a mix of teenage rebellion (the smoking ban indoors at clubs these days), and a large need for a fat hit of smoke. Girl's got pipes.

AMERICA'S STEEZ ON NEWSPAPERS.

Daily Breeze. Says it all really. Some blokes, chatting breeze for your supposed benfit, on a daily basis. Suppose its not so different to over here.

EATGOOD/SONNYJIM RUNNING TINGS

This song is a banger. Listened to it many many times over the past 2 days. You can almost smell the motivation in the chorus. Support a breh killin it bigstyle now, cop the album at his bandcamp HERE.

MEET NICCO LONG

 This is my boy Nicco.

 

This is him getting his mack on.

This is him in 100% swag mode. It needs to be played with this song to fully be apreciated. 

Nicco is a lad who I have known for a while, he literally upped sticks and went to Thailand about 6 months ago. Looks like he has the best time out there, just beyond fun. A GH expedition is planned for July 2012 for Nicco's 21st, maybe even STB in the mix who knows. I can't account for any future planning for Toby. He is unemployed currently, and we have assigned him to writing mass amounts of bars in a proper spit ninja BARRELEYESPOOKFISH Jam Baxter steez.
 

Anyway back to Noggz, he has his own blog, documenting his mad life out there now. Thing's tang. 

Cop the link HERE MOTHERFUCKER.

Nicco is also a bad man at designing. You can cop his shit on the following link.

FACEBOOK DESIGN PAGE   

HERMAN SHITTEY'S BIG SHITTEY ROOM LOG.

Another small insight into who the fuck Herman Stranger actually is. All videos filmed in Greg's Room, cop the link.

PELE'S FIRST SIGHTING

Biggup Dj Gash in the place too.

USEFUL WEBSITE OF THE WEEKEND

 

 THINGS TANG.

MY MATE MOIST

 

 Check my man's appretice steez. Cop the full story with you eyes HERE.

JOWEN FINGERED NASS...

The comic, soon come.






On a side note, if you weren't at NASS to witness Jowen's noise, then you cannot comprehend how loud and consistent it was. Also if you were at NASS in purple camp, then you did hear him.

Jowen's festival trick is consuming as much as he can of anything for free, then donning a Tigger suit when the sun sets. The next part of the plan is to loudly shout "DEBBIE FINGERED ALICE". The poor souls getting involved in Jowen's fingering chant change frequently, and the chants themselves come thick and fast. They also are shouted to a particular rhythm, impossible to convey in text, so i wont. At a rough guess, accounting for averaging out the times he calms down for a minute or two, I'd say 6 or 7 chants happen about every minute. Once Jowen gets it going many people carry it on for him, at this point Jowen spread himself around the campsite shouting chants and abuse. If you listen carefully you can hear him in the distance and then within a few seconds he will be somewhere completely different. MY BOY GETS AROUND FIELDS YOU GET ME.

Now follows a collective effort of remembering all the things Jowen and others shouted this weekend ;

DEBBIE FINGERED OWEN

OIGHT GIRL, DRUM AND BASS TENT

BRISTOLS FULL OF SMACKHEADS

NASS IS FUCKIN TERRIBLE

OI BLONDIE

JOHNNY PEGG IS ON KETAMINE

'SCUSE ME MATE, WHATS YOUR NAME AND WHERE DO YOU COME FROM?



Also one last one just to put in there, Johnny Pegg decided he was going to shout "JOHNNY PEGG FINGERED DIKE!" At Dirty Dike, but we couldn't find him at that point.

NASS was sick. Bring your whole family and 10,000 canisters of NOS next year. You wont regret it.

MY MATE URRY...

8 line urry (is that urry?) hoonin stonkers, not content with a key by any stretch. Top form tuesday standard. [TMC]

MEET HERMAN STRANGER #2

Herman loves a clean tube. Gakky hoons that dont rip properly dont go down well with GH, although a good joan is a thing of beauty and worth celebrating.


With running water and a screw, Herman shows how easy it is to remove resin in seconds.

"Herman Shittey's big shittey res removal kit" soon come...

WINE SHACK PETERSFIELD ARE TOP SHOTTAZ #2

Now we all remember what happened when Rory (the most cheerful earful money or friendship can buy) last went to Wine Shack. If you missed the first post, you can cop it here.


After the events of his first visit, I thought I'd join him this friday, and maybe witness some extreme lack of stock in an offie' first hand. It was an emotional rollercoaster to say the least. A few paces from the building, I can see bottles of wine along the window sill. Let down. Walking through the door, I can see a modest display of beers in the chillers. I wont exaggerate though, it was a modest selection, perhaps 4 different lagers. I thought momentarily that the days of famine in Wine Shack were over. The presence of beer alone meant that this trip was a far cry from Rory's harrowing experience two weeks ago.

While I've been standing in the shop having this mental crisis over the stock levels of local alcohol merchants, Rory has walked to the counter with beers. (Needless to say, he got more than three and paid more than £3.17.) Fully resigned to the fact that I would be leaving with no evidence of Wine Shack's awful stock management, my eyes were treated to the most poor excuse for a fag counter i have ever seen.

I hope you like camel. Dont bother buying rizla cos they got ZERO baccy to go with them.

MEET HERMAN STRANGER #1

Just about to go outside and cheekily take snaps 

Herman Stranger is actually quite familiar to many, even Dominos got him on lock.

Herman Stranger, Herman Shittey, call him what you may. The lad can still sink a larger hoon than many I have ever seen. Also shows intense commitment to the hoon in the early hours, as depicted in the following video. The use of 3 lighters, all holding one piece of the puzzle for a flame, is extraordinary.

Something is definitley suspect with this video. Some blame the use of 3 lighters, some blame the video converter program used, and others blame Herman himself.  

Ghetto hooners: GLOBAL HEIST #1

 

 

 

Ghetto hooners live in the place in barcelona. Big shouts to big stiggy Gregory for hitting them up. December Snow mission soon come, sort of. 

THESE GUYS KNOW HOW TO THROW A PARTY.

WINE SHACK PETERSFIELD ARE TOP SHOTTAZ #1

Right its happened to all of us. We've all gone to the off licence a bit too late on a chance tip, and been dissapointed by the brews to choose from once there. The following short tale will put all of those occasions to shame.

The time was around 7pm, maybe half past. My main man Rory had failed to get himself any brews, so he takes a trip down to Wine Shack, casual as you like. People dont usually kick off when you go to buy beer. So he innocently walks into town, unbeknownst to him the pure shock lying in wait for him.

He walks into said shotta of booze, and does a double take. The walls are bare. And I mean BARE. Not a bottle on them, chilled and room temperature alike. Still reeling and almost speechless, he manages to spill from his rhyme hole "...you got any beer?"

The pure hilarity of questioning the presence of beer, in an office licence, was not lost on me.

The reply to his question was an indifferent one, blaming a missed delivery. "But i can sell you 2 bottles of Becks and a bottle of Bud for £3.17" she suggested, clearly sensing Rory's complete disbelief the entire scenario. Due to the prompt pricing of these 3 beers, im expecting Wine Shack provide training for these kind of situations. 'Accurate pricing of odd bottles of beer in a crisis 101', or something.

Anyway needless to say Rory paid his £3.17, picked up his man-size helping of beers and returned home. See below a picture of Rory with his 3 beers. Tounge stuck out like a dog, or just a guy with 3 beers.

GH FOR LIFE #1: PELE

PEPPERS, THE ORIGINAL AND BEST FOLLOWER.

Introducing Peppers, a cheeky lad who can cluck harder, longer and louder than anyone else. Mainly for mskat. But he's not fussy. Top lad, clearly follows the right blog. Above 1: Peppers in full on viking haircut mode. Above 2: Cheeky ink on his rear so if he forgets his name he can have a lil' look. LAD.
I love goooooooold.

PICASO MK2.

It's like that cheeky lad Pablo never left.

SHOUT OUT'S TO BEEF

Highly regarded DJ and two-time joaner Risko Skiddin here giving some love back to the beef. Note: no cows are startled by his presence, they understand that this breh is strictly on a beef love hype, and isn't coming to wank them off so iceland can shot it at a quid a go.

SONG FOR SATURDAY

THIS IS WHAT PEOPLE DO WHEN YOU AREN'T THERE.

Its times like these it makes me happy that bathroom has no lock.

THE INAUGURAL POST

Is a banger off Jehst's forthcoming album 'The dragon of an ordinary family'. 4 Years in the making, I've heard from reliable sources thats its the don. Shouldn't really expect any less from Billy Brimstone. You can pre-order it at Suspect Packages, ships 13th June. Don't sleep.