Monday, 11 July 2011
JOWEN FINGERED NASS...
The comic, soon come.
On a side note, if you weren't at NASS to witness Jowen's noise, then you cannot comprehend how loud and consistent it was. Also if you were at NASS in purple camp, then you did hear him.
Jowen's festival trick is consuming as much as he can of anything for free, then donning a Tigger suit when the sun sets. The next part of the plan is to loudly shout "DEBBIE FINGERED ALICE". The poor souls getting involved in Jowen's fingering chant change frequently, and the chants themselves come thick and fast. They also are shouted to a particular rhythm, impossible to convey in text, so i wont. At a rough guess, accounting for averaging out the times he calms down for a minute or two, I'd say 6 or 7 chants happen about every minute. Once Jowen gets it going many people carry it on for him, at this point Jowen spread himself around the campsite shouting chants and abuse. If you listen carefully you can hear him in the distance and then within a few seconds he will be somewhere completely different. MY BOY GETS AROUND FIELDS YOU GET ME.
Now follows a collective effort of remembering all the things Jowen and others shouted this weekend ;
DEBBIE FINGERED OWEN
OIGHT GIRL, DRUM AND BASS TENT
BRISTOLS FULL OF SMACKHEADS
NASS IS FUCKIN TERRIBLE
JOHNNY PEGG IS ON KETAMINE
'SCUSE ME MATE, WHATS YOUR NAME AND WHERE DO YOU COME FROM?
Also one last one just to put in there, Johnny Pegg decided he was going to shout "JOHNNY PEGG FINGERED DIKE!" At Dirty Dike, but we couldn't find him at that point.
NASS was sick. Bring your whole family and 10,000 canisters of NOS next year. You wont regret it.